"do you want to build a snowman?"

I just thought this was pretty cool. I almost want to see these girls actually play these roles. I only recognize a few of these ladies though. Perhaps you guys can help me fill in the rest of them.

I see Rihanna, Beyonce, Shay Mitchell, Shailene Woodley, Jennifer Lopez, and Kristen Stewart. Who do you see?

"keep away from the freaks on the fringe"

I was taking a leisure scroll through Instagram (as I tend to do when I'm pretending to work on very important law school applications due in the very near future) and I came across an interesting shot from my dear friend Emily Osment.

Perhaps you know her as Lily (the best friend) from Hannah Montana. Well color me excited when I found out that she was going to be coming out with a new show soon. Cleaners. And she plays a hit woman. That's a nice change from Disney Channel darling. 

Of course, you should know I have a very strong love when it comes to my Disney friends, so you know I had to investigate this show. I was surprised to learn that the show was already out and was a quite a few episodes into the storyline. About to start season two, in fact. I guess I'm not doing such a good job of keeping tabs on my Disney friends.  Nevertheless, I watched the first episode without knowing anything about the show. Nothing.

Oh come on, you know I loved it. Honestly, it wasn't bad. It was very Quentin Tarantino in terms of style. And I love a good Tarantino film. Basically the show is about two highly trained female contract killers, one of them being Emily. Of course it was a far cry from Disney, but still managed to not be another of those "Oh great, she's trying to shake her 'Disney' image" shows. I applaud her, and I look forward to watching another episode soon. Perhaps after I finish up with these very important law school applications due in the very near future…...

"lick your lips as i soak my feet"

I find it extremely sickening that someone can waste their life procrastinating when very important, life altering events are coming soon. With that being said, I recently discovered a new TV show and I've fallen completely in love with it!

Well, not exactly a new show, just a show I've never seen before. The Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Now please know that I found this show completely by accident. I was actually trying to watch the Secret Life of the American Teenager, but before I could type in "Secret Life," it was offering up suggestions, one of which was "Secret Diary."

SO obviously my curiosity got the best of me and I just HAD to know what this show was all about. Secret Diary is all about the life of a London call girl. Set in London and filled with gorgeous accents, I was hooked from the first episode. Oh, yeah, and then of course there is the sex. Lots and lots of sex. And she loves her job. Completely loves it, can't get enough.

Until of course, she gets a boyfriend. Then it gets tricky. Because seriously, how do you tell the guy you're dating that you are a prostitute.

"Oh honey, I meant to tell you, I'm not actually a legal secretary. No, sweetie, I sleep with men for money. Would you like steak for dinner?"

It's a very well written show; funny, sexy, sometimes dirty. But never boring. I do love the glamorous twist they put on prostituting. It's not the disease filled, hanging on street corners, trashy life that is often portrayed. Instead, we get a glimpse into the world of high class escorting. Not to say that every escorts' life is as fabulous as Belle's, but I mean, the whole show is about fantasy after all.

And these are life issues I will never have to deal with. So why not indulge in someone else's life. Someone who's made their career from being every man's fantasy. It's quite the pull really. I don't see why more people don't know about this show. Then again, maybe they do. I am coming a bit late to the party.

"am i in one of your music videos?"

I've been so busy working I didn't even realize that it's March and that means the Kid's Choice Awards are coming up! Now obviously this is something quite exciting for me because I'm basically a 12 year girl living in a twenty-something year old girl's body. 

So I had to go online and zone out on Kid's Choice promo videos on Youtube. After the day I just had at work, it was nice to slip back into my childish fantasy land. 

I do love the Kid's Choice Awards. And the new host for 2012!